ORLY?

I discovered today:

that the middle of an orchid, which I always thought looked like teeth, is actually the pistil and stamens. GET READY TO BE DISSECTED YOU UNNATURAL GREEN FLOWER THAT BLOOMS IN WINTER

that the people at Star Cafe gesture towards a table of four when we walk in

that a bruise and a cut in the same place hurts more than the sum of a bruise and a cut in different places

that it's possible to run but not break a sweat when it's cold outside

that I'm more easily offended by what a person implies than by what they actually say

that writing letters is less of a hassle than I remembered it to be

that different postboxes have different mail collection times and days

and that my parents are right in saying that no matter how bright the day, in winter a ray of sunshine will never
fall
through
our
windows.

I got a new bed yesterday. It's pretty.